Ashley just got home from her bachelorette party and she’s super tipsy and wearing a sexy, tight dress. She’s so tipsy she starts talking about the night even though she’s alone in her bedroom. She wishes she fucked the hot guy she was dancing with
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE FLOWERS! I come home one day as one of my neighbors is leaving and she’s like, “Hey, do you want some flowers?” She says this guy sent her a bunch of flowers but she doesn’t want them from him so she was just going to