Ms Vivian Leigh Fuck The Tiny Police

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One benefit of being a bruja, the ultimate Goddess, the master of the universe is that I was able to shrink everything down smaller than me so I can do whatever I want.
One of my favorite pastimes is going into the city and watching all the shrunken men scurry around, totally unaware that my magic has turned them into the size of ants.
Sometimes they think I am a giant and they scream and run away. It’s funny. But today, they seem to have acquired some courage and have sent the police out to attempt to stop me. Unlikely, shrunken bitches.
I’m just trying to enjoy the ambiance in the tiny city when all of a sudden I am surrounded by tiny police. Their sirens and radios are annoying. Ugh. they start climbing all over my body. They’re standing on my shoes, on my feet and legs.
One has a megaphone, one’s eating a doughnut and then oh boy, here comes the chief. I don’t know what their problem is, I’m not bothering anybody but they’re trying to stop a crime, be tiny heroes or something.
I tolerate it to a point but they start inching closer up toward my face. Piss off, tiny police! Then they go too far and start climbing on my bra. Look, tiny police, I don’t even let guys touch my tits until the third date, have you not heard of personal space?
That megaphone is getting really irritating and the chief is shouting something at me. I still don’t know what they want. I flick one off me like a tiny bug and he goes flying. It’s pretty funny. Then I flick another but they still won’t go away.
So I pick one up, he’s right between my tits. Um, EXCUSE ME! I hold him between my fingers, extend my hand out and drop him. He plummets 50 feet to the ground. I didn’t come here looking for trouble but if that’s what they want, they got it. Fuck the tiny police
Ms Vivian Leigh



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