Your pictures on Tinder were so handsome, I couldn’t wait to meet you and get laid! Little did I know there would be a catch. It should be a rule that guys should post their penis size in their bios so I can avoid disappointment in the future. What
So, i got bored last night. Super bored. My internet wasn’t working the way i wanted it too, so i just laid down in my bed and decided to pop open Tinder cause, why not. Well, one thing led to another, and I found a date of course! He came over, and