You walk in on me masturbating when I thought you weren’t home. I am embarrassed and explain that since your father has been away, I’ve been feeling really lonely and missing “adult time”. You are such a good son that you offer to help your mom feel
We are good friends and like to make silly bets with each other pretty frequently. This time, however, I lost. Being a good sport, I ask you what you want your reward to be and agree to do whatever you want for the next 10 minutes. Things start out