Mom knows you’re a beta. You just ooze a total lack of game. That’s why she’s giving you a special gift this year: a personal masturbator, anatomically designed just like a real, live pussy. Consider yourself lucky: this might be as close to fucking
duration 00:09:22 Wow, you’re STILL a virgin? That’s so embarrassing. Sexy women like Me have been having sex since we were in school yet you’re still humping your hand furiously. I’d almost feel sorry for you but it just goes to show what a pitiful