“It’s my 28th birthday today.. Yet another birthday spent alone. No friends to spend it with, family making up excuses to not see you. Another year as a kissless virgin, that’s right, I’ve never been on a date, not even a first date, or had a first
It is my birthday month still and I have the perfect present that you can get me! Locking up that dick and sending me the key! I will be your evil fucking keyholder. You can be locked up while I tease you nonstop. You will be completely powerless
My birthday is right around the corner. April 8th! And it is the best day of the whole year. Because it is all about me! This year, I want you to go fucking crazy for me. I want you to spoil me fucking rotten. My wishlist should be cleared, huge
You and I broke up recently because you had basically nothing going for you. Lucky for me the relationship was quick! Anyways, out of the blue you message me asking if we can talk. You go on to explain that you have found my online profiles. That
“Hello Goddess. I’m Tyler and I’m tiny dick loser who’s eats his own cum. My dick is only three inches. I’m still a virgin and and a little beta bitch. Can you call me a pathetic loser with a tiny pathetic cock. Tell me to stroke my pour excuse for