What is this? A mortal in my lair?! How dare you intrude upon a vampire’s slumber. Oh, so it’s eternal life you seek. Well, I can give that to you, mortal man. I warn you though, becoming a vampire isn’t a simple transformation. Everything about you
John wants to get sex from his wife and she always wants to talk before sex and he has a hard time paying attention to what she is saying. A couple days ago she got mad at him for not listening and cut him off. At work the next day his boss suggests