I know that you’ve been looking at me differently lately. I can see it in your eyes. I see that telltale bulge in your pants when I’ve been around you for a while. And I’ve seen your computer. All of those pictures and videos of me taking a shower,
Hey, I noticed something brother… I’ve never seen you have a girlfriend. You’ve been my adopted Asian br0ther since birth, so I should know all about you. Does this mean you’ve never had a blowjob? I’ll give you one if you promise to keep quiet!