I’m dancing while doing my chores in the barn to my favorite song. Wait a second- Howdy! Whatcha doin peepin at me behind those hay bales? How dare you! They ain’t no respect round these parts any more! *giggles* My, is that thing in your pants for
Christmas is a stupid holiday for stupid people who believe in a stupid made up story about “God” impregnating some woman immaculately. It’s retarded, just like you. And that’s why I’d like to say FUCK you. That’s right, fuck you! You’re a dumb