The Cum Experiments - Jun 20, 2022

Listen up, folks! Our experiments here have put us in a good place. We’re making great strides in the world of disease. We’re not here to make immortals, we’re here to help. I hate to bring bad news, but… it’s part of the job sometimes. SIGH. This entire department may be falling apart within the next week.

I know, I’m disappointed. Unfortunately, we haven’t made ENOUGH strides. According to the boring men upstairs who aim for quick fame over results.

Listen, I have to admit… I found some information. I was snooping around up there and heard some of the big wigs talking. They were saying something very strange about their own… Sperm. Someone mentioned having something called: “SUPER SPUNK.” They claimed this was the REAL cure to all diseases. It shocked me to my core!

Well, I couldn’t let this comment go unnoticed. I went straight up to one of these men and he laughed at me! Told me he’d never give me his sperm. I came back here to see who will be willing to… “extract” this from the fellas upstairs.

Ahhh… I understand. I know we’re all passionate about this project. I know you all are in a unique place to be asked such a request. I’ll go ahead and volunteer myself. I’m going to volunteer my body for this experiment.

No matter what it takes! From one to another, this experiment will bring us the answers! Super spunk, here I come! FOR SCIENCE!


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