Follow up to Cheating – Pull Out Please) The morning after bringing you home from a bar and fucking you while my husband is out of town, I wake up hung over, and you tell me all about what we did the night before, and how it was so good I wouldn’t
I met this guy on Tinder. I thought he was hot. We hit it off right away. We had a few drinks at the bar, and I told him I was looking for someone to make a sex tape with. He happily agreed to make a video. I start off with a nice sloppy blow job.
Your pictures on Tinder were so handsome, I couldn’t wait to meet you and get laid! Little did I know there would be a catch. It should be a rule that guys should post their penis size in their bios so I can avoid disappointment in the future. What