Fuck you, pay me

Hey there losers, I figured it was time for you all to embrace a simple, honest truth. I don't give a s.... about any of you. You're all pathetic idiots who only have one purpose. To pay and please me. So fuck you, pay me loser. Pay me what I deserve. Go on. Right now. Go to that tribute button and send me some money. Not because you feel pressured by me. But because you know it to be the right thing to do. And just between us.. You might get something special once you have.. Honest.. Now you ready to pay? Open up your browser.. That's right.. Select the tribute option... And now a value.. There we go.. Now then.. Enter your credit card info.. Yesssss.. Just like that.. And then.. On the count of 3.. Hit submit.. Ready? 1...2...3... Sent it? Excellent. *ignore the camera for 30 seconds*.. Oh I'm sorry.. Were you expecting something? Oh that's right I did say I might have something for you.. You ready, dear


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