Angel Au Lait (@AngelAuLait). Turns out, a dumb gooner like you doesn’t actually need a brain to function! After JERKING and PUMPING for so long, it’s become more than habit: it’s YOUR WAY OF LIFE. So, let’s put that to the test, shall we? Angel’s

Master Celestress (@CyberBullyExe) .. There's a struggle that most men will go through as they age and I know, it's really hard to talk about it. Thankful, at Goonetics Inc. .. there's a cure for what has been afflicting you and causing you your

After meeting you face to face, Karma RX is grateful for someone so understanding and loving of the porn industry and her! Despite not being aware what a gooner was, she is happy to befriend you. She's decides to spend the day with you and you drive

God Syd @SubmitToSyd .. You think you can keep up with your Goddess? I'd love to see you try. Get yourself a nicely wrapped joint and some lube because today, I am going to fuck your mind harder than I ever have before. You are going to take a hit

Angel Au Lait @AngelAuLait .. You really don't realise it, do you? I mean, I guess I get it. After hours and hours of mind-numbing, cock-pumping bliss - you barely even remember your name. So since I am so kind, I will remind you of all of the

God Syd (@tattedcatladie). My perfect body already has you twitching, doesn’t it? That familiar urge to sink to your knees, cock in hand, to pump your lubed weakness until you surrender to Me. It’s natural, really. Seriously, it’s human nature to

Pixel (@Whortana). This is quite literally the most mind-shattering video I have created. I am saying one thing over and over and over and over. Nothing else. Just … PUMP. PUMP. PUMP. PUMP. Each iteration causes you to go deeper into the goonhole ..

Voice of @Victoriaskates1 on over videos of Lana Rhoades and other top pornstars who filmed clips for us at thegoonhole.com :) Come on, gooner. What’s the worst that could happen? Honestly, haha. You want to be a good boy for me, don’t you? But for

Now I have you where I want you. You are as docile and happy as a house wife on quaaludes and I'm going to make you do whatever I want. That's a pretty nice car you have..... too bad about your boring wife... but I don't care... I make you tell her

Introducing Rebelle Hart (@RebelleHart). You’ve never thought of it, have you? You spend endless hours alone in your room, fetishizing the idea of having to fuck your fist instead of your woman, watching the hung studs fuck your fave pornstar ..

Miss Amelia. The Goonhole is calling you, pumper. You can hear those voices, those moans pulsing and throbbing in your ear .. making your cock react in ways that you know you are unable to avoid. The women of the Goonhole own you. You must obey

When a pretty, busty girl asks you for directions outside of a bar one night, you are eager to help her out. Little did you know, she is actually a soul sucking siren, looking for her next victim. If and when she makes you cum, you will belong to

Sniffing pop right off my delicious booty is the perfect way to start or end your day. You'll, of course, need your own supply, so when I tell you to smell my derrière, you raise your little bottle to your nose and inhale deeply. Mmm, I make you

Pixel (@whortana).. You’ve been around the block a few times. You’re a tried and true gooner, through and through, but the rush isn’t the same. It’s been faltering a bit as of lately and it’s because normal porn just doesn’t cut. But, Pixel is going

Welcome PRINCESS JADE to the GOONHOLE (@HeyPrincessJade) !! This is definitely not for first-time losers. This will COMPLETELY obliterate or annihilate any concept that you are a normal, average person so if you are just into casual humiliation,

Rebelle Hart (@RebelleHart). It's not ruining your life. People ask who I am and you just say that I am a friend of yours. Definitely. LOL. 100%. Best friends. Porn addiction is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Just look at my body.

Princess Cherry @Prrincesscherry. You've been stalking me on instagram .. liking and commenting on every photo. Finally, I've noticed you. It's what you wanted, right? Except .. you were dumb enough to admit your secret addiction. My ass is

Your wife has been begging you to go to marriage counseling for some time now. With one last resort measure under her belt, she summons Ellie, a counselor to your home as a surprise. This counselor asks you for just 5-minutes of your time. She's

Kitzi Klown @KitziKlown .. All it takes is a few words, gooner. All it takes is taking advantage of you, fetishizing your fears, and making you realise that you have one true place. Your mind is instantly my little toy. And we are going to have so

Goddess Sugar @Goddess_Sugar .. You’ve spent so long pumping away, letting yourself lose track of time and how many edges you’ve almost lost to .. and now, you’re getting to the end of your little play time! Lucky for you, I have a plan. I am going

Goddess Sugar (@Goddess_Sugar). Rubbing your braincells into oblivion is pretty much a normal, daily occurrence for you, isn’t it? You fucking love it! You can’t make any decisions or have any thoughts for yourself and you don’t want it any other

Stacy Layke (@StacyLayke) - OMG, you have been such a nasty little pervert on instagram! You kept commenting such slutty stuff on my pics, I just KNEW how easy it would be to take over your life! I mean, how could I resist, right? ;) You really put

Kasha Reine @KashaReine - It feels so much better being denied, doesn't it? I might even argue that each stroke of your cock is making you sink deeper into realisation : gooning out feels better than pussy EVER could for you. It doesn't make you as

Princess Jade @HeyPrincessJade - As if you didn't already know! You've been trying to hide your queer tendencies by saying you're just a gooner. Cock worship, group masturbation, and staring at dick is just something that goes with the whole gooning

Deity Kinky @DeityKinky .. You really are such an idiot - you think that you need to be out in the REAL WORLD making decisions? Absolutely not. You need to be in your room, all the lights out, your face glued to a screen playing porn, your hand

Hiya, Bats! Or should I say... BRUCE! Wha? Surprised? How could I possibly know the Dark Knight's super duper secret identity? 'Member your lil snitch rat friend? Well, one thing you should know about a snitch - it doesn't take much to make'em

Introducing Kasha Reine @KashaReine. This is where you belong. There's no need to be frightened, as a matter of fact, I want you completely at ease. Yield to my voice, to my body, sink into my spell, and simply stroke those thoughts away. Mindless