As if it wasn't bad enough that you have an embarrassingly small little shrimp dick, it seems you also blow way too early. Aww, is someone a premature ejaculator? That's so humiliating. That must feel pretty bad, huh? You have absolutely no control

It makes me so sad that I'm making all this hot Halloween content, and you can't even properly enjoy it. Your cock is like the size of a piece of candy corn. I make JERK-OFF content. I expect slaves to actually be able to jerk off to it. It's

Little dicks seriously makes me sick- yours especially. Don't you feel so stupid jerking off to me with that itty bitty tiny thing? Watching femdom content makes you feel like there's a place in the world for your tiny dick- SPH is hugely popular-

You deserve to be as lonely as you are. To be honest, every small dick guy does. Not one of you little pindicks deserves attention, love, or sex... especially not from beautiful women like me. I'm a living goddess- do you really think I would

You dummy! You ate the wrong enchanted treat! Instead of getting big, big, big, your already mediocre cock is now shrinking down into a tiny, tiny, tiny version of itself! Wow, its really going to suck to have such a small dick. A teeny tiny,

I'm so frustrated. I've been dealing with car issues all day, and I need to vent my bad mood. I've always found it rather therapeutic to use you losers as my verbal punching bag, so hmmm, who am I going to eviscerate today? OH! How about all you

Loser boys can't help getting boners all the time! You're helpless slaves to you widdle wimpsticks, and you harden and stifen at the mere sight of any girl. Even though you have a small dick, your chronic boners arenot going unnoticed as you hope.

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Isn't that little wiener so cute? Its's adorable, really. It's like penis lite. Non-threatening. No girl would be afraid to take that thing. You know how it is. Huge dicks are exciting, but a little intimidating. They're sometimes a struggle to

S is for that fucking travesty in your pants. As much as you try to cope, you can't escape the fact that your cock can't make women cum. You can't even stroke like a real man; you're relegated to the cliché two finger grab on that horrific

This dum-dum asked for a candid cock review, and boy, he got it. I haven no intentions of being friends with any of you, so I don't feel obligated to be kind, or protect your feelings. My cock reviews are 100% honest. I don't care if you cry or feel

Little dicks seriously makes me sick- yours especially. Don't you feel so stupid jerking off to me with that teeny tiny thing? Watching femdom content makes you feel like there's a place in the world for your tiny dick- SPH is hugely popular- but

Seriously though, it must really suck to have a small dick. A teeny tiny, shrimpy loser dick. It must suck to be such a disappointment in bed. I mean, how does it REALLY feel to pull your pants down and SEE the disgust on a woman's face? You can't

Your tiny little dick is just so cute. No, I swear, its adorable. Hot girls love tiny wieners. Its mega sexy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be fucked by that mini carrot. Fucking incredible. I bet you get laid every night with that two

I'm not surprised to see you sneaking back here. Pervy twerps like you are always hoping to catch a look at a half-dressed cheerleader. I bet just the act of creeping into the girl's locker room turned you on. So... what are you waiting for? Drop

A sexual wellness check-up quickly goes south as soon as you drop your pants. Your worst fears are confirmed, and your insecurities validated, as the pretty nurse examining you laughs at your bared member. Through her giggles, she asks about the

This loser asked for an honest review of his cock... and got it. You boys have watched my ruthless cock ratings before. Perhaps you've even paid to have one done on your own micro-penis. It seems misery (and small cocklettes) love company, so enjoy

OMG, I’ve always wanted to hook up with a hot guy at a Halloween party! This is so much fun. You look so cute in your costume! I’ve seen you staring at me all night, practically eye-fucking me through my sexy hula girl costume. Hurry hurry, take

Why would you ever think you could take a stripper home, knowing DAMN WELL you’re undersized in the dick department? Girls like me don’t need to settle for small cock. Now you’ve embarrasses both of us, whipping out that downstairs mix-up in the

I don't really see the point in dating you anymore. Sure, you're the kind of guy who makes a great placeholder boyfriend. You're acceptable. Adequate. But honey, I am TIRED of settling. "Average" is boring. "Average" can't fuck me right. Honestly,

Isn't that little wiener so cute?! Just look at it! Its like a regular dick, except the adorable micro version. Your bitesize cocklette is simply the sweetest EVER. Its like a cute third nipple, except situated between your legs. How many fingers

Does your wife know that you came to a pretty little princess to get dominated? Nah, its a secret. Of course it is. She has no clue what a loser her husband is. She has no idea how you love to be humiliated, how that little jelly bean in your pants

Ew... why do you insist on showing me that little dicklette? Do you seriously think I get anything out of seeing that thing? Especially when its hard... your dick just looks weird. Its not just that its small. It seems... malformed. Yuck. That must

We meet at a party, and you're having a ton of fun. Mingling with pretty girls, imbibing maybe a little too much, and vibing with the social festivities. Your sloppiness ends up embarrassing me in front of my friends, so I invite you up to my room

Ew... why do you insist on showing me that little dicklette? Do you seriously think I get anything out of seeing that thing? Especially when its hard... your dick just looks weird. Its not just that its small. It seems... malformed. Yuck. That must

I bet you were really looking forward to jerking off to me in this tight little corset and my sexy leopard lingerie. My creamy tits look huge in this push-up bra. You're so horny already, thinking of pumping your cock for me. Such a shame, though...

You're not gay. Of course not. You only jerk off to big cocks because I make you do it. You're not secretly a sissy slut or anything, nah. You're only hard right now because I'm so hot. Right? I'm sure you're not secretly horny for all the gigantic