You have been dating Anna for a year. She invites you over and has a surprise, she has bought a little potion for you guys to play with. If you take a little it makes everything feel amazing, if you take too much, you shrink to 1 inch tall. But Anna

I feel like we just needed to have one last conversation before I go totally no-contact with you. As your ex, I feel like it's my job to admit to you the real reason we broke up. Truthfully, your dick being that fucking small is the reason we broke