After a long, stressful day at work, all you want to do is go home, put on some dirty porn, smoke a bowl and jerk away your troubles. Too bad that your downstairs neighbour is a crazy bitch who decided to call the cops and complain about the “noise”

Watch as I relinquish my inhibitions and seek pleasure in orifices that none should seek pleasure from. Overcome with lust, I defile the holy relic with my cunt while writhing in ecstasy; giving myself over to base carnality and losing myself in

What a nasty boy you are! You just want to stroke and stroke and stroke. I bet you are used to rubbing one out as fas as you can. Well, that’s going to change. I’m here to teach your some stroking restraint. Here is how it’s going to work: you are

Someone has been stroking their dick without my permission! You know the rules – no cumming unless I say! Now what am I supposed to do with that limp cock and those empty balls? You were supposed to greet me with a hard dick and a huge wad of cum