How sweet of you to spend your Saturday helping me out around the house. I know that I’m an old friend of your mom’s but you really went above and beyond. You mowed my lawn and cleaned my gutters in the hot sun for hours. Here, have some ice water.
Fuck Yourself For My Pleasure) This very special masturbation instruction goes out to all my female slaves and those who want to make a woman cum so hard, she’ll soak the sheets. Using Jay Taylor as my handy visual aid, I’ll teach you how to play
Gotham’s own femme fatale, Catwoman, has her sights set on lofty ambitions these days. First Robin disappears. Then Batgirl. With matchless finesse, our Villainess has dispatched them both. She wants to be Queen of the city’s criminal underground –
quot;Cupcake Ecstasy” – I’ve arranged 21 perfect, sweet, beautiful confections to die under my feet. Watch as I revel in the sensation of creamy frosting and moist, sticky cake under my feet. Long ribbons of frosting burst from between my toes. I
My date expects to get lucky tonight. Little does he know that the “massage” I’ve been promising him is just a trick. Once he’s down for the count, I wrap him in cling film from head to toe, completely cocooning him until he’s immobile. When he
You’ve got something I want. Can you guess what it is? This hunger of mine isn’t going to go away on its own. I need to take what I want from you – suck it right out of you. You’ve always had nice big loads of cum, and my mouth is watering for it.
Ah-Hah! I knew you were up to something in here! Every time you run up to your room and disappear for an hour or two, you’ve been masturbating. I just knew it! No, no, sweetie, I’m not mad at all. First off, masturbation is perfectly natural.
quot;Stroke For Your Goddess” – I don’t have to be a cruel, demanding Goddess to make you do as I say. Your addiction to My body is so great that a single glimpse of my skin makes you follow My every command. Don’t believe me? Seducing you is so
Released from the archives by popular demand, this limited edition video is yours for the taking! Speaking of yours for the taking . . . your mother is innocent, affectionate, and everything a good son could ever want. But you were never the type of
Graveyards aren’t nearly as spooky during the day as they are at night. Let’s enjoy this secluded spot in the afternoon sun. I start to tease you with little flashes of my pale body under my black dress. When I see how hard you’ve become, I beg you
Surprised to see us in your living room? My associate and I let ourselves in. We didn’t want to miss you when you came home this evening. You’re in serious hot water, dummy. Don’t play coy. Your debts have been mounting for years, and you finally
Queen Beryl is at it again! She’s sent a small army of monsters to attack innocent citizens and make them property of the Negaverse. Luckily, Sailor Mercury is ready on the scene. She uses a special attack to shrink the monsters down to the size of
“Empty Your Wallet And Free Your Mind” – The world has lied to you. You think you know who you are? You think you know your value to society? Empty your pockets right now, and set the contents at the table. Open your wallet. Lay out the cash and
Two weeks ago, my adult daughter, Jay, told me she wanted to try breastfeeding as an adult. Now her older sister, Star, is home from college and wants to try it, too! I can’t believe it. I mean, I know I never breast fed them when they were young,
Do you know why I’m here? Your wife, Vera, begged me to make a house call because you’re too stubborn to see me in my office. Shame on you. You know that your behavior has your poor wife beside herself with worry and discontent. Don’t you realize
Ever wonder why Power Girl has a hole in the front of her uniform? Throw all your hairbrained theories out the window, because she’s about to describe in great detail exactly what it’s for. Tittyfucking! Don’t believe her? Then allow her demonstrate
My boobs have gotten so big lately thanks to all this lactation, I can’t find a top that fits! Talk about frustrating. They’re totally swollen with milk, and none of my old bikinis or bras fit anymore! First I try on my favorite black and red bikini
Where have you been, son? It’s 2:30 in the morning! I know – you’ve been out with that slut of a girlfriend of yours. I told you to stay away from her, but you just won’t listen to me. None of my discipline works! I’ve had it up to HERE with your
My mouth is watering for the taste of your cum. Can you see how badly I want it? Look at me sitting before you, my face tilted up to meet your cock, my warm soft lips parting as my impossibly long tongue extends to catch your orgasm. I massage my
Life is good as an executive. I don’t feel like finishing out my day in the office, so I just take my work home and do it while lounging on my bed. Wait, what’s that noise? Oh my god, someone’s broken in to my apartment! It’s the crazy temp I fired
The Battletoad’s arch nemesis, Dark Queen, has committed an evil beyond all reckoning! At long last, she has gotten her clutches on Princess Angelica! Dark Queen’s devious desires threaten to steal the poor princess’s innocence with a savage
You don’t understand, son. Your father and I have been trying for another pregnancy recently, and I’ve been taking hormones to increase my fertility. They’re really powerful! They have some side effects that I can’t control. You see, they alter my
I’m so sloshed after the company party, I can’t even get out of my own party dress. Luckily, my son is there to lend a helping hand. He’s such a sweet boy. We’ve always had a very close relationship. I’m so wasted, I don’t think anything of it when
Horny Stepmom Gives Sloppy Head To Her Beloved Stepson (Sequel to Get Stepmom Pregnant. Watch them together for the ultimate hardcore taboo experience.) I know we both want each other, son, but we can’t go on like this. All this hooking up in
Ssshhhh! Don’t make a sound. Mom and Dad are still in bed. Remember when I caught you jerking off to Dad’s porn stash, and you said you’d do anything to keep me from telling on you? Well, it’s time to cash in that raincheck, little brother. You
“Lick Up Your Load, Little Man” – Hey, numb-nuts. I didn’t invite you over here for a tea party. My friend Elle here wants to see that itty bitty freakshow you call a penis. I showed her those cell phone photos I took of your sad little soldier the
This video was a custom commission. To commission your own custom clip, email larkin@queenbitchlarkin for a price quote.) Welcome home, honey. That must have been a really hard workout. You were gone almost all day! Here, have this protein shake. I
